Type of students you will find in Nigeria higher institution

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1. The Rich dudes/babes, they come to school once in a session, they pay people to help them do everything... they be like "Help me collect my exam script from the lecturer, I want to mark it myself, I will pay you"






2. The ones that will be looking for course outlines, the night before exam... hanhan



3. The bookworms, they organize tutorials and lecturers like them... girls run after them... PS: they organize the tutorial for girls only in their room



4. The Yahoo boys that only go to school to flaunt their Gold chains and car... them don knack almost all the girls in the school







5. The ones that collect school fees 3 times in a session from their parents, these ones can collect money for anything... CCTV fee, PMB fee, Faculty construction fee, Pedestrian way fee.



6. The Sons/Daughters of Pastor/Imam turn Cultist/Yahoo/Olosho... they have 2 categories of clothing, the ones they wear in school and the ones they wear at home



7. The ones that will spend their school fee on Birthday bash, iPhone8 or use it to ball and carry olosho... most of them don dropout claiming Bill Gates is also a dropout



8. The upcoming artistes, most of them no even get ordinary demo, they just be disturbing class and hostels with their noise, after school o pari



9. The ones wey sabi book but too like flexing... they are distracted and end up with an average result... this might be me... but idc



10. The popular oshofree girls that almost all guys don knack... you can knack them for 20 naira akara



11. Those that believed they will get a job in an oil company after grad, they have poor grades and no strong people connection... its been 5 years now...







12. The ones that can't relate cos them still dey secondary school, go and read your book my friend, WAEC/UTME is coming



PS: This might not be the case with Private higher institution students though.

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