5 Things A Yoruba Mum Must Have Mentioned To Her Kids

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If you're Yoruba, your mum must have said at least, one of these things to you





1. When you disappoint her, she will tell you the story of how she carried you for 9 months




2. If you're female, you better learn how to cook or your Mother-in-law won't like you


3. While growing up, don't let boys touch you or you'll get pregnant


4. If you're a boy, if you get any girl pregnant, you will marry her


5. And finally, she didn't kill her mother so you can't kill her


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